There is an epidemic that has been sweeping night clubs for years, that few people will talk about openly. There are a whole lot of club goers, tourists, business associates, friends and family…that just cannot dance.

For some, the revelation is shocking when an intervention of friends and family reveal that they do , indeed….suck. While others have sat quietly for years inside clubs across the world, drinking and socializing….never to set foot on a dance floor for fear of scorn and ridicule.

• “I’m a little tired.” (weak)
• “Been Dancing all night” (Lie)
• “Don’t really like the music/song.”
• “(insert bullshit reason here)”

Some even think that if you dance in a group (Ladies), that no one will see how bad you really are, because your girl friends can’t dance either.

The bottom line is, you know you like going to the clubs, but it is very difficult to be successful with the opposite sex, (or what ever your preference) , if you can’t get out on the floor and get into the rhythmic mating ritual of dancing to the pulsating beats that get the juices flowing, and pheromones stirred.

No one expects you to start spinning on your head, and doing back flips, but there is just no excuse for some of the arm flailing, and side to side 2 stepping, that I still see healthy people doing at expensive night clubs.

Nightclub Dance Series has a few instructional Dance DVD’s that will get you on the floor in just about every occasion, so you won’t spend the rest of your life at weddings, waiting for the “Chicken Dance” , or “The Hokey Pokey”.

Now for those of you that already have some moves, and know how to feel the basic rhythms of a 4/4 beat at 124 beats per minute, this probably won’t do a whole lot for you.

This is for those that go to the clubs and dance to the lyrics, instead of the beat, and clapping your hands is one of your “Moves”…this is for you.

There is no shame in admitting that you have a problem, it’s a step in the right direction. But, if others in the club around you are whispering “Sweet Mother, where is that guy’s helmet and medication“, or you can’t figure out why you can always get a woman to dance on the first ask, but no one will dance with you afterwards. Please..get some help.

Ladies, you are not off of the hook. If you live in Sauk Rapids, MN, and you are bringing your best floor moves to NY, Miami, or Las Vegas…you may want to get a little touch up for the current decade. There is nothing worse that seeing a hot woman, with the outfit well put together (sexy not trashy) , hair, make up, with a great attitude, and smile going…and she hits the dance floor like Elaine in a popular Seinfeld rerun.

Get some help ! If you are good, then help someone else.